dear greyhound message board,
dis hears dash and alex, dont tell that boy we're on his computer. he dosent like it when we drool on the screen(we's tinks it kinda funny though) we wus jst reding tthe post he put up about us while he's not looking. geez cant a dog gets breaks de's dayz . we didnt do no such thing as to cause any rucus or trouble, he called us partners in crime, whts dat alls about.

we're a pawed at this unjust accuzation. all we wuz doing wuz sleepsin on the pwillow like that picture showed.
that macoduck lady wuz right. its wuz most diffently the cat. i think alex must have let him in, (he's da new kid, didnt knows any better) and dats who started all that there trouble that boy was telling about. man cant believe we tooks da wrp for that there mystery felion. i gots to talks wiff alex about who he lets in da house. i tink he;ll learns da rules though. dis boys gots to gets a bigger keybord, my big paws is struggling to types on here. well we's jst wanted to sets do recoerds scrate. we wuz set up by dat dare cat. rut ro i hears him coming so's we best gets off dis computer. just dont tell on us ok we mights gets in trouble and have to sits in times out. that big meany. soons as he leaves for wurk its party time agains though. no tellings whts we's gone do today.
signed dash and alex
