I just had to post this since it has a greyhound in it!!

Some race horses are staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. "In the last 15 races, I`ve won 8 of them!" Another horse breaks in, "Well in the last 27 races, I`ve won 19!" "Oh that`s good, but in the last 36 races, I`ve won 28!", says another, flicking his tail. At this point, they notice that a greyhound dog has been sitting there listening. "I don`t mean to boast," says the greyhound, "but in my last 90 races, I`ve won 88 of them!" The horses are clearly amazed. "Wow!" says one, after a hushed silence. "A talking dog."

hee, hee, hee...that's cute!